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Harrassing of JESUSFREAK
Jf = JesusFreak
TiJ = Thisisjoe
Everything written here ocurred as written in a chat room , many people asked if its for real....yes it is.
TIJ: Am i talking to God

JF: No just someone like you here to spread the word about him

TIJ: Who is this jesus you speak of?

JF: He is the son of god who came to earth to sacrifice himeself for our sins so we as sinners can be with god

TIJ : I thought Jesus was god

JF : God jesus and the holy spirit are one in what They do

TIJ: So theyre the same peson?

JF: No in what they do

TIJ: What do they do?

JF: Each have there part , God is our father he made us

TIJ: Like haveing sex made us , Thats a lot of sex

JF: Well god created adam from clay

TIJ: Oh i gotcha....adams his son not jesus

JF: Were all brothers and sisters

TIJ : So if were all brothers and sisters isnt having sex incest.....incest is a sin

JF: Thats where sin came about and started

TIJ: With incest?

JF: Because adam and eve made wrong choices DO you read the bible often?

TIJ : Bible ?

JF: yes the holy bible

TIJ : Are we still talking about god?

JF: Go to the bookstore and buy a bible , its like a map of the world from god

TIJ: My dad gave me a map of the world ..is he god?

JF: NO NO NO Look.

TIJ: Look at what the map?

JF: im just here to tell you about god, its up to you to accept him

TIJ : id like to at least meet the guy before i accept him do u have a number?

JF: I pray you learn the truth, Im not joking

TIJ: either am I

JF: its not nice to joke about god, Hes coming back oneday

TIJ: when ? can i talk with him then?

JF: you may anytime

TIJ: finally were getting somewhere. So whats the number?

JF: Pray to him

TIJ: Do i leave a message or......

JF: Praying is talking to him silently or outloud There is no message or number look i have to go now

TIJ: WAIT!!

JF: what do u want

TIJ : Theres still one thing i dont understand

JF: what

TIJ : If were all brothers and sisters isnt having sex incest ...thats a sin

JF: Read the bible and godbless

TIJ : can i recomend a site??

JF: go ahead

TIJ : www.bigtits.com Does jesus have a webpage???

JESUSFREAK IS NO LONGER ON THE SERVER


How Could You "

TIJ: Why are you doing this to me you told me you loved me!!!!!!!

Mike: huh?

TIJ:dont act like ou dont know what im talking about

Mike: Im not acting i really dont know lol

TIJ: LOL??? this is funny to you, my feelings are funny?

Mike: who is this??

TIJ: Cindy!!! Ring A bell ??

Mike: No .... Sorry can you refresh my memory

TIJ: I cant beleive you, you asshole you said i was the best you ever had.....you said
loved me!!

Mike: Describe your self

TIJ: Brown hair , kinda short

Mike: where are you from?

TIJ: Looking at his Profile......... NJ

Mike: Where in NJ......Do you have a Pic??........Hello?.....because i really dont remember you

TIJ: (Long pause while i go to mapquest to find a name of a town in New Jersey)

TIJ: (Still looking)you dont remember me??.........Cindy??

Mike: i Am sorry , i dont , do you have a pic

TIJ: no

Mike: So where in NJ do you live

TIJ: (Finally found a township listing) How can you be so cruel?? i live in Middlesex

Mike : and where did we meet?

TIJ: a bar

Mike: what town?

TIJ: (looking again............)

Mike: so if we met whats my phone #? and what do i look like?

TIJ: i think it was in union township

Mike: so then whats my # and what do i look like

TIJ: You didnt give me a # you said your always online

Mike: Union? i dont live in union

TIJ: you have brown hair kinda tall (the man had way too much info in his profile)

TIJ: i dont live in union either

Mike: if we met id have given you my # so we could meet

TIJ: well you gave me a sn , you were drunk

TIJ: look if you didnt want to see me again you could have just said so. Why are all men such pigs they always have to lead me on!!

Mike: Trust me id have given you my #

TIJ: well you didnt!!

TIJ: how can you do this to me , asshole



Mike: Do what? What did i do?

TIJ: i really liked you

Mike: Listen im sorry i dont remember you , we can start over

TIJ: I suppose

Mik: ok , so what do i look like can you tell me that? if we met you should be able to remember

TIJ: you have brown hair hazel eyes and just slightly taller than me

Mike: How tall are you?

TIJ: 5`8 you have two maybe three inches on me lol

Mike: im really sorry. When did we meet? and at what bar?

TIJ: had to be a few weeks ago at a club my girls took me too had a weird name..

Mike: who? the Club?....................Hello.........U there? ......Club Abyss?

TIJ: yea I think

Mike: It couldnt have been..

TIJ: yea i was a little drunk

Mike: lol its ok

Mike: So what town are you from?

TIJ: Union County

Mike: No , what town

TIJ: (Not able to find a town i try to delay)

What? sorry I closed the IM

Mike: what town

TIJ: OMG the phone wont stop ringing (still looking for a town)

Mike: want me to let you go?

TIJ: No i Just need a sec I finally realize this isnt gonna work i cant find a town and i break the news....

TIJ: yea this was all a joke for my website Sending him a link

Mike: ok, then how old are you again

TIJ: 16

Mike: Ok

Mike: so.......then how did you get into the bar?? and how did we meet?

TIJ: yea mike our whole fling was against the law im a little mature for my age

Long pause

TIJ: Your a dumbass Mike...it was a joke, did you click the link?

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